胖子的穿越之旅

简介：夏洛特（查理兹•塞隆Charlize Theron 饰）身在美国国务卿之位，一次偶然中，她得知现任的总统（鲍勃•奥登科克 Bob Odenkirk 饰）并不准备参加连任竞选，一直认为自己能力出众的夏洛特终于得到了竞选总统之位的机会。目标已经决定了，夏洛特身边的团队很快 的组建并运转了起来，他们找到了演讲作家弗莱德（塞斯•罗根Seth Rogen 饰）替夏洛特撰写演讲稿。　　实际上，夏洛特和弗莱德是旧相识了，在夏洛特很小的时候，她曾经在弗莱德家做过保姆。青梅竹马的两人一经见面，曾经无忧无虑的童年往事纷纷浮现，弗莱德发现自己对夏洛特的爱意死灰复燃，可是，在一切都物是人非的今天，这段感情真的会有结果吗？

简介：丹尼斯·卡伟罗在父亲去世后留下的遗物中发现了爷爷黑罗尼姆的日记，上面记载着爷爷在二战中发现了一处宝藏并成为欧洲首富，宝藏的线索就在当地博物馆展出的爷爷的马靴中。他带着侄子科内尔、侄子的两个好友麦克斯和塞浦里安以及半路加入的孩子们的保姆一同踏上了寻宝之旅。与此同时，得到宝藏消息的两个盗贼也跟着他们一起上路。追寻着日记中留下的线索，他们锁定了老家普乌图斯克的旧房子，而历经波折他们才发现靴子正跟着丹尼斯另一个侄子罗琦在巡演。两个盗贼得到消息后抢先得到靴子，但靴子中的线索却阴差阳错地被烧毁。就在大家绝望的关头，麦克斯找到了线索，大家重新燃起寻宝斗志，终于找到藏宝图中的那棵大树。众人发现所谓的宝藏只是树干上刻着的爷爷奶奶的名字。经过一番思索，他们终于明白黑罗尼姆爷爷留给家族宝藏的真正含义：经历战争磨砺的爱情和幸福的家庭是这个世界上最宝贵的财富。

简介：电影讲述了越剧团“箱倌儿”乐天在“江湖大侠”玉乘风的帮助下突破心理障碍开启了逆袭之路，但在高潮迭起的逆袭路上，让乐天更意料不到的事情也即将开启……

简介：身为新闻记者的萨宾娜（朱莉娅·罗伯茨 Julia Roberts 饰）和皮特（尼克·诺特 Nick Nolte 饰）是同行，两人分别效力与互为竞争对手的报社。萨宾娜初出茅庐，心中怀有着对于自己职业的自豪和梦想，而皮特尽管经验十足，但常年目睹行业内的尔虞我诈，难免心生疲倦。　　一场重大的火车事故让萨宾娜和皮特站到了对立的立场之上，为了抢到一手的新闻，两人可谓是各展奇招。然而，随着调查的深入，萨宾娜和皮特发现，这场事故并没有表面上看起来的那样单纯，其背后的黑幕和猫腻深藏不露。一边是前途一边是真相，萨宾娜和皮特都毫不犹豫的选择了后者，在探寻真相的过程中少不了重重的困难和危险，在此过程中，两名记者之间亦擦出了爱情的火花。

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：The journey of a sobat ambyar who is very passionate about Didi Kempot.

简介：在苏州七里山塘街，一座百年传承的老茶馆里，“五宝”天天忙活着，笑料不断。老板与老板娘想招两个新员工，但老板娘不喜欢美女，老板不喜欢帅哥，最后招人一事，做成空谈。胖厨师福根为了改变形象，头戴假发，不料假发失火。胖厨师弄巧成拙，出了一顿丑。 　　男跑堂冯小宝，昆曲女演员李若一暗生情愫。遂向女杂工梦丽询问女生们的喜好及化妆品，让其会错意，以为要向自己表白。大白天梦到小宝捧花来表白，惹出笑话来，待得知小宝是想送给李若一礼物时，大发雷霆，并开始偷偷观察小宝。 　　老板的导演朋友来茶馆来选景、选演员，福根意外当选。大家对福根的态度骤变，像明星一样的对待，但得知只客串一场厨师炒菜的戏，大家的态度又恢复如常。 　　福根心生不悦，决定用知识武装自己。天天看网上文章解闷，在和大家分享一篇大龄剩女观点时，让老板娘产生了联想。老板娘自卑且板娘很不服气，想通过打扮，挽救自己的年龄，再度青...

简介：本片讲述一群不同职业背景身份的都市男女，在各自的旅途中不期而遇，交织出爱恨情仇，最后在共同的旅途中寻找各自初心的故事......

简介：「商场得意，情场失意。」用这句话形容商人伊博和爱德华，尚嫌太客气。两人一个胖、一个鲁，成天插科打诨，满脑子性爱。偏偏老婆不领情，夜里不给碰就算了，平时还酸言酸语刺激鲁蛇纤细的脑神经，不但赞不绝口舞蹈教练的性感魅力，还大肆嘲弄老公薄弱的性能力，激得两人火冒三丈，一不做二不休，上网找帮手，大老远请来俄罗斯杀手干掉枕边人！　　杀手伏特加当水喝，杀人当日常，醉起来像疯狗；两人正懊悔想赶他走，杀人计划却已失控出手。但千万别小看老婆的智商，她们也不甘示弱，要以其夫之道还治其夫之身。本该由爱生性的婚姻，却因性生活不顺而跑出恨与杀机，冷血杀手起手无回，枕边人的性命保还是不保？　　布鲁塞尔奇幻影展最佳欧洲电影，各式杀人技法神展开，保证令你笑开怀。

简介：The screenplay follows the titular Horia, a cautious teenager living in a Romanian village, who is pining for his crush who lives on the other side of the country. After a fight with his father, Horia leaves home on his dad’s motorbike and, soon after, meets street-smart 13-year-old Stela, who is running away from her family. She may be younger than Horia, but she is definitely...

简介：皮皮鲁和鲁西西是一对双胞胎兄妹，鲁西西成绩优异，皮皮鲁调皮贪玩。有一天鲁西西在家里发现了一个奇怪的罐头，罐头里面出现了五个只有火柴棍高的小人，鲁西西给他们分别起名博士、上尉、艺术家、歌唱家、外交官。皮皮鲁与鲁西西这对兄妹在结识了五位罐头小人后，使他们的学习和生活发生了翻天覆地的变化，开启了一系列奇幻冒险趣事。

简介：吃小龙虾有吃小龙虾的讲究，你知道吗？分老派、新派两种。老派的代表人物是自诩龙虾理疗师的老怪，自创龙虾抚慰心灵术，爱的秘方专治各种不开心；新派代表人物是以网红龙虾闻名的九零后小雨，推崇辣爽自在的大排档风情。老派与新派和谐共生，共同经营着一家名叫怪客龙虾的饭店。　　直到有一天，怪客龙虾店真来了“怪客”。压力太大的落跑歌坛巨星“Wind胖”（Kim KiBum 饰）阴差阳错藏身龙虾店，和小雨（徐申东 饰）碰撞出火花，还被老怪（元华 饰）强行“快乐理疗”。龙虾店因此莫名卷入经纪公司追踪、黑帮闹事、神秘人追杀……麻烦不断，笑料百出。小伙伴们与黑暗势力终极PK，竟然意外解开了“Wind胖”心底的秘密，揭开一段感人故事。　　泡菜小龙虾，一道有故事的菜！笑着流泪，快乐解馋！