856611
2.0

牛胆神偷

导演:
冯自立
主演:
英达,苗圃,胡明,颜丙燕,李梦男,杨青
别名:
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2.0
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2013-08-22
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简介:
牛村村民牛耳夫妇结婚多年一直没有生出孩子。某次牛耳(李梦男 饰)接外出打工的村里寡妇孙丽珍(颜丙燕 饰)回村时,在回村的路上意外得到了一个婴儿。牛耳盼子心切,要归为己有,丽珍焦虑不安,怕招惹是非。果不其然,牛村圣地,不依规矩,不成方圆。上至年逾古稀的八爷,下至童言无忌的小牛,所有人都在探究这个婴儿的身世之谜,更是怀疑起了牛耳和丽珍的关系 ,引得牛耳老婆桂英(苗圃 饰)醋意大发。就在大家对牛耳和丽珍刨根问底、测谎诱供之际,一路追踪而来的黑社会老大友哥(英达 饰)和杀手九纹龙(胡明 饰)也已经兵临村下。原来这个婴儿竟是被黑社会偷来的绑架案肉票!一时间男女老少,剑拔弩张,全村上下,草木皆兵,上演了一出令人啼笑皆非的婴儿保卫战……
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简介:这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。  An absurdist classic  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
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