肥皂拼盘

简介：克莉斯原定晚上与男友共渡浪漫，却被他耍弄了一通，百无聊赖之下，答应暂时照顾邻居家三个人小鬼大的孩子，这时女友突然打电话说遇到了危险，于是她带着孩子们向城里出发了。哪料到路上轮胎爆，令人毛骨悚然的冒险经历开始了……

简介：讲述的是1997年金融风暴时，生意失败的一家之主尚勋（崔成国 饰）与高利贷业者（李准赫 饰）之间惊人的债务关系与令人哭笑不得的人生喜剧故事，

简介：马如龙（郑丹瑞 饰）是一位经验丰富，精明强干的督查。某日，他在同学会上见到了曾经暗恋过的茱莉亚（关之琳 饰），此时的茱莉亚肤白貌美，风情比之从前有过之而无不及，而昔日的同学马友友，今时竟然成为了茱莉亚的上司，令马如龙感到十分眼红。　　没想到，当夜，马友友被潜伏在家中的杀手彼得（黎彼得 饰）暗杀，茱莉亚是唯一的目击证人。事后，马如龙所在的重案组受理了此案件，马如龙更是作为卧底潜伏到了马友友生前工作的公司里，想要调查事件的来龙去脉。石津（李子雄 饰）是马如龙在警局的死对头，他恰巧被派往了茱莉亚身边，保护她的安危。

简介：What if you came home one day to find some weirdo living in your house What if that weirdo, in a barely understandable language, explained that he was your son But you knew for a fact you had no children. This is what happened to André and Laurence Prioux, a bourgeois couple, stylishly living in a quiet upscale suburb.　　Convinced they are victims of an error or a con man, André wants nothing to do with Patrick. But Laurence, faced with the inexplicable, suddenly becomes the mother she never was and welcomes with open arms this long-lost son, who sprung out of nowhere with his pregnant fiancée. And her dog. When a childless couple encounters family... Or makes it up.

简介：戴夫（伊尔凡·汗饰）是公司的黄金推销员，一直同美丽的妻子瑞娜（基尔蒂·库尔哈丽饰）过着不咸不淡的日子，辛苦而又沉闷。一天，老板宣布由戴夫挂帅公司新产品——新型卫生纸的销售战役，各种准备工作紧锣密鼓地展开；同时戴夫提前回家想给老婆一个惊喜，不料撞到家中的私情，戴夫决定勒索老婆的情人以应生活之需。于是，销售战役和勒索行动两条线索交叉展开，各种笑料精彩纷呈。

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心生邪念必有殃，内心光明万事祥。本片讲述了拆二代杨有才购买一辆心仪的跑车时与网络赌徒胡聪、汽车租赁公司经理罗金龙结识，继而发生一系列阴差阳错啼笑皆非的故事。一帮人欲合谋诈骗杨家房产，殊不知几人机关算尽皆是徒劳，杨未受害反因一众互斗而获利。

简介：一所英国寄宿学校附近的水力压裂地出现了一个神秘陷坑，被释放出的恐怖力量令整个学校变成了一个血腥的杀戮战场。

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：故事讲述布丽·拉尔森饰演的女主角在搬回父母家之后，收到一个神秘商店的邀请，她将接受一次与成长有关的重大考验。影片计划于十月开拍。

简介：苏（波莉雀娅·彭娜妮可 Preechaya Pongthananikorn 饰）和吉（德·辰塔维 塔纳西维 Chantawit Thanasewee 饰）是一对相恋五年的恋人，两人之间感情十分要好，但是，这五年来，他们的恋情一直躲藏在“地下”，因为除了恋人的身份外，他们还是在同一家银行就职的同事，根据银行的规章制度，同事之间，是不被允许发展友情以上的关系的。　　深深相爱的两人决心步入婚姻的殿堂，但这也意味着，他们中的一方，必须主动放弃稳定而又高薪的职位，为了这个问题，两人几度争执不下。就在这个节骨眼上，一台自助取款机由于故障而令银行损失了巨额财产，苏和吉决定将此当做一个千载难逢的好机会，两人约定，谁能够先追回这笔巨款，另一方就要主动辞职，一时间，两人从恋人转变成为了竞争对手。

简介：一份天价茶化石引发众人找寻传说中的茶经——钱老板（刘永 饰）得知杨果（张达明 饰）家茶园地下有含金很高的矿土，请龙哥（林雪 饰）帮忙，龙用道王（巴多 饰）制作的假茶经骗崔三（林子聪 饰）诱惑杨果用茶园交换，股东大亨夏英俊（连晋 饰）也想凑凑茶经的热闹，三队情人【杨果、 甄水仙（刘鑫 饰）神雕侠侣；龙哥、娇娇（刘晓晔 饰）雌雄大骗；夏英俊、丽莎（蒋一盟 饰）露水夫妻】碰上了几条光棍【虎头、豹子、道王、排骨张、马夫哥、钱老板】，尔虞我诈，关键时刻，妄想即将实现，却因假茶经导致美梦破灭——神马都是浮云！

简介：高音楷（谭咏麟 饰）虽然身为钢琴调音师，却对音乐一窍不通。同事辛迪（吴君如 饰）痴痴暗恋着高音楷，为了接近他而闹出了不少的笑话，可是高音楷真正喜欢的是DJ苏诗棣（张曼玉 饰），然而两人显然身处不同的世界，于是高音楷决定将这份感情放在心底。　　作曲家林雪夫（苗侨伟 饰）到苏诗棣家做客，趁机对她动手动脚，惹得苏诗棣十分不悦，此时高音楷刚好在帮苏诗棣调琴，阻止了林雪夫的流氓行径，借此契机，高音楷和苏诗棣正式成为了朋友。之后，怀恨在心的林雪夫企图报复高音楷，却被后者巧妙的应对了过去，致使苏诗棣对高音楷另眼相看。一次偶然之中，高音楷遇见了太叔公的魂魄，受太叔公所托高音楷将前者的音乐作品以自己的名义发表，没想到一炮而红，亦赢得了苏诗棣的芳心。