泰逗2018

简介：公路电影也有高龄女同版，本片讲述一对秘密相恋多年的老拉拉，由于拒绝被拆散送入养老院，联袂逃跑后遭到全国通缉。在邂逅一个年轻舞男后，两位老奶奶童心未泯，连哄带骗的说服小伙子开车送她们去加拿大，希望能在那里合法结婚，一段奇特而有趣的三人公路旅行就此展开......　　本片是以《迷情花园》获多伦多人民选择奖的汤姆·菲茨杰拉德（Thom Fitzgerald）导演的最新力作，由《月色撩人》的奥斯卡影后奥林匹娅·杜卡基斯（Olympia Dukakis）主演。导演以公路浪漫喜剧的基调，讲述一对年迈拉拉与一个英俊青年结伴寻找真我和真爱的温情故事。

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：琼（凯瑟琳·特纳 Kathleen Turner 饰）是一名小说家，创作过许许多多充满了冒险和刺激的故事，销量十分可观。可是尽管如此，琼自己的生活却向来四平八稳波澜不惊，在内心里，她十分希望能够和自己笔下的主人公那样，来一场奇遇。　　机会很快就来临了，某日，琼收到了一封来自哥伦比亚的来信，原来，琼的姐姐伊莱恩（玛丽艾伦泰勒 Mary Ellen Trainor 饰）被宝石大盗艾拉（Zack Norman 饰）和纳尔夫（丹尼·德维托 Danny DeVito 饰）绑架了，他们所要的并非赎金，而是一张藏宝图。心急如焚的琼立刻启程赶往哥伦比亚。在那里，琼结识了英明神武胆识过人的男子杰克（迈克尔·道格拉斯 Michael Douglas 饰），两人结伴继续前进。

简介：The journey of a sobat ambyar who is very passionate about Didi Kempot.

简介：安德莉亚·辛格总是把她的喜剧事业放在首位，虽然桃花运还挺旺，但爱情并不是她优先考虑的······直到她遇到丹尼斯，这位特立独行的高材生意外令她心动并放下戒备。她的好朋友玛戈特总觉得不放心，因此敦促安德莉亚略施小计以摸清丹尼斯的底细。《情场现形记》根据真实故事改编，由风趣幽默的伊丽 莎·施莱辛格担任编剧和主演。其他演职人员还包括瑞恩·汉森、赵牡丹和瑞贝卡·瑞滕豪斯。

简介：A comical triptych about residents in an apartment block district who long for a better life. When a black hole mysteriously appears in a lilac bush, they will have to face aliens, a giant spider, and an Austrian in breeches.

简介：在苏州七里山塘街，一座百年传承的老茶馆里，“五宝”天天忙活着，笑料不断。老板与老板娘想招两个新员工，但老板娘不喜欢美女，老板不喜欢帅哥，最后招人一事，做成空谈。胖厨师福根为了改变形象，头戴假发，不料假发失火。胖厨师弄巧成拙，出了一顿丑。 　　男跑堂冯小宝，昆曲女演员李若一暗生情愫。遂向女杂工梦丽询问女生们的喜好及化妆品，让其会错意，以为要向自己表白。大白天梦到小宝捧花来表白，惹出笑话来，待得知小宝是想送给李若一礼物时，大发雷霆，并开始偷偷观察小宝。 　　老板的导演朋友来茶馆来选景、选演员，福根意外当选。大家对福根的态度骤变，像明星一样的对待，但得知只客串一场厨师炒菜的戏，大家的态度又恢复如常。 　　福根心生不悦，决定用知识武装自己。天天看网上文章解闷，在和大家分享一篇大龄剩女观点时，让老板娘产生了联想。老板娘自卑且板娘很不服气，想通过打扮，挽救自己的年龄，再度青...

简介：十年前，念高中的YOYO（蔡卓妍 饰）应父母的要求到英国与指腹为婚的张十三（郑伊健 饰）完婚，两人商议假结婚却在这期间产生了真感情，并走过十年婚姻。经过十年磨砺，如今YOYO与十三的婚姻生活又是怎样的呢？ 年龄的差距让已到而立之年的十三越发渴望安定的生活，他与YOYO之间的摩擦不断升级。每到争吵时， YOYO便扬言要离婚，而十三对“离婚”这个词也渐渐习惯。 在十三和YOYO的一次吵架中，两人分居了，十三遇到女学生董怡（张歆艺 饰），YOYO遇到了青梅竹马的富家子林书浩（徐正曦 饰）……他们十年的爱情最终是否会继续下去呢？

简介：在发现各自的另一半是兄妹后，这两个心怀怨恨的前恋人必须在同一屋檐下度过圣诞节，同时隐瞒他们的恋爱史。

简介：From the Louvre to Buckingham Palace, to the gutters of Paris to the siege of La Rochelle… In a kingdom divided by religious wars and under threat of British invasion, a handful of men and women will cross swords and tie their fate to that of France.

简介：The screenplay follows the titular Horia, a cautious teenager living in a Romanian village, who is pining for his crush who lives on the other side of the country. After a fight with his father, Horia leaves home on his dad’s motorbike and, soon after, meets street-smart 13-year-old Stela, who is running away from her family. She may be younger than Horia, but she is definitely...

简介：广袤的澳洲荒原，飞禽鸟兽栖息于此，共同承受着大自然的馈赠与考验。在森林中住着一只名叫约翰尼的白色考拉，他与众不同的毛色惹来同伴的欺负，令他异常痛苦。偶然机缘，约翰尼被贪婪的袋熊经理人哈米什及其猴子助手黑金斯带入嘉年华，成为了畸形秀上的明星。在巡游的途中，约翰尼他们的马车翻到，他和哈米什、黑金斯意外来到了比拉峰。这里有清澈的水源，但是却被贪婪孔武的鳄鱼普格及其途中长期霸占，为此善良的小动物们和恶霸不断发生战争。　　约翰尼意外介入双方的斗争，他被善良的伙伴们视作英雄，也被普格一伙看作眼中钉，比拉峰的纷争在所难免……